Flat 14: The first month of (200)8

200! And 8 it seems....

Well there's January gone, a very controversial month to be honest – some of it we will not be publishing due to legal reasons... I thought we’d do like a running commentary for a summary of the month, again some of it we will not go into even under threat of torture.

Leggat :
Meow

Finlay :
well some month, what you think?

Leggat :
It's been interesting to say the least...

Finlay :
yes - some goings on will not be discussed

Leggat :
Yes, no more gay chicken in the flat. or ever for that matter

Finlay :
although im sure you will post up me running headlong naked into our dishwasher

Leggat :
That will be posted when i can find a video convereter and my phone wire

Finlay :
fantastic........ well this was when johnny v got addicted to GH

Finlay :
this month

Leggat :
He really can't go a day without trying to do Dragonforce

Leggat :
Which he's still to do....

Finlay :
lol expecting johnny v to be at the door now (ring)haha

Leggat :
He actually starts to twitch if he doesn't play it

Finlay :
i noticed that

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very subtle tho

Leggat :
Try telling him Billy sold it without getting a swift punch/him crying on your shoulder

Finlay :
thats a mission

Finlay :
what else happened this month? well - we had that fucking wicked night at fat sams

Finlay :
best night ever fact

Leggat :
Defo, even better with the banter back at the flat

Finlay :
it was gone?

Leggat :
Not at all. From too much alcohol consumption, i can't actually remember what happened back at the flat, but i woke up in one piece so it must have been good...

Finlay :
yeah well you dont wanna wake up and your arse is still in the kitchen

Leggat :
i've passed out on the chairs in the communial area a few times

Finlay :
lol ye - that time u left the music on at like 5am

Finlay :
what was the situation about santa sending u to a room that didnt exist?

Leggat :
It was actually a test - would i walk around like a drunken idiot? Or would i pass the test and go back to the union to drink more...

Leggat :
I passed :)

Finlay :
dont forget our flat inspection

Finlay :
eh gordon

Leggat :
Yeah, failure. He did a grand job of taking the bins out

Leggat :
Every week

Finlay :
lol

Leggat :
On time

Finlay :
dont forget cams best excuse for NOT getting out of bed

Finlay :
what i dont understand is how did he know about the roofs? I mean he must have got up out of his bed to do the research

An actual picture of the weather. Through Cam's eyes.

Leggat :
Apparently he had the Tv on, and his mother phoned to make sure he hadn't been gored by some flying debris

Leggat :
Kudos to him for using that excuse

Finlay :
lol is that true

Finlay :
fuck sake

Finlay :
my mum wouldnt phone me to see if a tile off a roof had decapatated me

Leggat :
Well Cam's mum loves her son

Leggat :
And roofs

Finlay :
obviously, imagine "Oh my cam have you been hit by a roof?" "No im fine" "I dont care about you, is the roof ok"?

Leggat :
Haha, sounds like it would have happen

Leggat :
Even if a roof hit my bedroom, i'd think the noise was just Cam having some dirty sex

Finlay :
oh ye - probably was, or imagine *knock*"Cam is having sex", cam then walks out "Nah its just the roofs..."

Finlay :
rooves

Finlay :
how do u say plural roofs?

Leggat :
Roofs

Leggat :
It's not like loaves

Finlay :
{VeeMan has just entered the room}

Finlay :
and howzibit (who has shunned his nickname and wants it back to Howster) got drunk off a shot

Finlay :
haha u sneezed

Leggat :
Yeah "Apple sourz" goes straight to his head it seems...

Leggat :
I did that

Leggat :
Yum

Finlay :
lol i had to laugh when u went upto 18 and came back with golden high heels

Finlay :
i was like 'leggat you really give them back' so you posted one through the letterbox

Leggat :
I thought they went well with my mullet

Leggat :
And it's an insult that i managed to fit in them...

Finlay :
then u passed out with one on

Leggat :
I thought i had got lucky when i woke up and saw it

Finlay :
{Cam has gone for dirty sex}

Finlay :
lol

Finlay :
maybe u did........with a shoe

Leggat :
:D
Finlay :
also what else happened - oh ye i tried to do work then ended up blogging (is that a word?)

Leggat :
Probably, just don't get sued

Leggat :
You also asked Cam to "Lick ma shirt pleez""

Finlay :
and cam took away has mattress to swap with tobys and we saw he had broken his bed probably due to dirty chloe sex

Leggat :
Yeah, Toby's mattress wouldn't be much better

Leggat :
Ireland

Finlay :
and now the monumental occassion of chloe being mentioned for the first time in this blog (hi chloe)

Leggat :
:)

Finlay :
she wont have a big roll in this unless its, oh ye cams dirty sex partner

Finlay :
and tobys in ireland...... thats weird

Leggat :
Yeah, i got a shock today when i said "Hey, Toby, where are you off to?" Thinking he was going to the shops and he replied in his super suave james Bond accent

Leggat :
"Ireland"

Finlay :
its getting fistingly serious those two, eh?

Finlay :
i mean very

Leggat :
Yeah, hand in the bush

Finlay :
man we should probably mention at this point about graham running straight into the airing cupboard (although it was in like november but since he's leaving might as well give him his big mention)

Leggat :
It wasn't just one door

Leggat :
But many

Leggat :
That video Cam has needs uploaded...

Finlay :
oh ye

Finlay :
lol and remember the time i called sam fat

Finlay :
lol fat sams

Leggat :
Obese SAMuel eh?

Lovely Sam, not to scale...

Leggat :
She always hits the munchies

Finlay :
lol what was it again "I love a good bakery" "Aye, I a bet you do"

Finlay :
was that what i said?

DISSCONNECTION OF MSN ARRRRRRRRRRRGHH!!

Finlay :
fuckin msn lol

Leggat :
I blame Kenz

Finlay :
we all do, where were we

Leggat :
Pretty much, followed by a drunken laugh then a "lay down on the floor" because "We couldnt push you over then"

Finlay :
oh aye

Leggat :
You have a tendency to lay down on the floor now

Leggat :
Especially after smacking into a dishwasher

Finlay :
moving on

Finlay :
kenz decision to leave us this month

Leggat :
Yes that was a bit of a suprise, but will make little diffrerence

Leggat :
I will mis the amount of beard in this flat though

Finlay :
......really i wont

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get into the feckin shower and its like a bear has been murdered

A polar bear peeing. Shower + bear + google image search = this pic

Leggat :
Hahaha oh dar

Leggat :
+e

Finlay :
lol what

Leggat :
Meow mostly

Leggat :
Anyhoo...

Finlay :
and well february should be good with usd inventing flat olympics

Leggat :
I'll be doing my hardcore training for it of course

Leggat :
By running around naked

Finlay :
sound i wont join u but after last night i can make that promise

Finlay :
cant*

Leggat :
Oo "Typo"

Leggat :
Naked boy

Finlay :
well for those of u reading this - we invented flat rugby

Finlay :
leggat would u like to explain

Leggat :
Yes

Leggat :
Yes I would

Leggat :
Basically, ring a door of a flat, with a rugby ball discreetly hidden. When they answer the door say something then shout "FLAT RUUUUGBY" then proceed to run right down their corridor and out the fire exit while throwing a rugby ball to each other

Leggat :
Simple

Finlay :
and there it is our flat summed up in like a sentence

Leggat :
I must say it's rather fun

Leggat :
All trust we had with some flats are now gone

Leggat :
Except 18, we gave them a cake

Leggat :
Postman Pat cake

Finlay :
yes (serious face)

Leggat :
You just farted and it reeeeeeks

Leggat :
Seriously, what the hell died in your arse

Finlay :
but i think when do the olympics will be funny.

Finlay :
wanna explain?

Finlay :
lol

Leggat :
Hohoho, serious stuff

Leggat :
It's a basic point system, where they are awarded for doing random things to other flats. for example "Finlay, I will give you 10 points to go trade our toaster with Flat 18's" ....You would then do it

Leggat :
Even simpler

Finlay :
and thats what february will have in store for alloway

Finlay :
imagine anyone in alloway reading this

Leggat :
Jesus, they'd love it

Finlay :
board up our fucking door and only open it if you have a baseball bat

Leggat :
Or cake

Finlay :
touche

Leggat :
Touché

Leggat :
We should mention more of Flat 18, and them trying to take Gordon the fish for a "walk"

Finlay :
christ - mel

Leggat :
We NEED to get a sound recording of her saying "Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapenin' beautifuls"

Finlay :
ye we do, jenna left a comment on my bebo "we just saw your willy"

Leggat :
They did see it

Leggat :
And made noises

Finlay :
like?

Finlay :
wow?

Leggat :
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah"

Leggat :
Take that that as you will

Finlay :
oh my god its huuuuge?

Leggat :
Huge, small, what the hell - they're all just words

Finlay :
awwww how very philosophical

Finlay :
should that do for our commentary?

Leggat :
I think it will do Mr Thewlis

Finlay :
mind to tune in for february folks

Leggat :
:D

Leggat:
Shout out to my homies in Cell Block D