February - The 200 just won't stop

A February of action-man?

Well safe to say things at the flat have been noticeably quieter of late (especially this month hence only the second post this month – sorry to disappoint our hardcore fanbase/matt). Well flat football had taken centre-stage much to my annoyance while sleeping but to be fair it is quite funny when either Leggat or Cam get the football straight in the family jewels! I’m sure that happened twice in the same day so I lol’d more than a little, although running for the shower pretty much naked makes you a target...

Interesting to have Johnny V with us now (Hi Veeman). He now stays in Kenzie’s old room. And yes the smell has only just left.

Due to lack of moneys we haven’t been out together very much which is a shame but no doubt we’ll be out soon because we’re all due a night out (you know due to us working so hard at uni *sniggers*). Only the one night out together where it was Myself, Leggat, Veeman, Cam, Chloe, Deeman. Quite a quiet night except for us talking about getting drunk on cheese.

I would just like to point out that Mel has TWICE decided to try and sleep in my bed this month so far – one time she ended up with a penis drawn on her back with Nick saying ‘Guys I’d tell you to stop drawing it if it wasn’t so fucking funny’. So Mel can we call you Bell-end-back? It goes well with Mel....... Mel Bell End Back...

Then there was a bit of a break from nights out but 18 and khaled (is that how you spell ‘khaled’s name? HI KHALED) and nick from 16 who was incredibly obsessed with my pillow (like veeman) – I remember distinctly a quote from nick where jenna was like ‘NICK COME HERE’, Nick replied with ‘No – you come here!’ while lying on my pillow, ‘NICK COME HERE’, ‘NO you come here the pillows good’ – well done Nick. Because the foremost thing in Jenna’s drunken wee brain was of course how good my pillow is....

I’m sure Mel’s three words that she was drunkenly repeating was ‘Chips and cheese’. So picture Mel basically passed out on my Bed (this isn’t a sex story or anything... thats our different blog ;) ) and Nick tapping her on the shoulder ‘You alright?’....’Chips and Cheese’ without opening her eyes... this continued for a long time...’Chips and cheese’. So they ended up making cheesey pasta which inevitably got spilt onto DeeMan’s bed which I don’t think he was too chuffed about...

From a personal perspective I have been out on Friday and Saturday just gone (22nd and 23rd). The Friday night had Emma’s friend and sister Claire and Rachel, and carrie’s brother Darryl and friend Rodney over fae Northern Ireland (hello to our NORN IRON massif – so long as you are not too busy blowing holes in each other..) as well as the NORTHERN Irish crew (apparently its offensive to say Irish so I put emphasis on the Northern for you guys – I mean I didn’t really care but I’m not taking the risk of getting car bombed) Deeman’s lady-friend Kirst came down fae Aberdeen. Nah I probably shouldn’t joke about that – but nah all joking aside everyone who came out on Friday you guys were great fun so Kudos to you. Was a good night with plenty drink – I remember trying to get a taxi with DeeMan in Dundee. Since Deeman found one that was already half-way through picking up some random lassies with the girls noticing out Jonny trying to get it they shouted ‘Wait your turn!’. Jonny simply stopped any movement, paused, then casually stuck the middle finger up which made me laugh – not as much as Jonny standing in the middle of a deserted street to say ‘This will get a taxi’ at that he dropped his breeks tae his knees – just at that point a taxi zoomed round the corner..... When I said flag a taxi down Jonny I didn’t mean with your......

Needing the toilet SOOO desperately but being in a taxi trying to give the driver the right amount of change ... actually the worst thing ever! I think I was outside for roughly half an hour just letting it all out.. anyways

And Kirst if you are reading this DONT TAKE POOL SO SERIOUSLY. ‘FINLAY HIT THE BALL HERE, like just HERE’ , ‘ok, ok-‘Just this side of the ball’,’ ALRIGHT alright a got you’. Haha nah you were good fun until you potted the white along with black ;) .

Saturday we all went out which was with the 13 guys and flat 1 lads so the banter was all good although the football at like 4am got me extremely muddy.

FEEL FREE TO LEAVE ... a comment at the bottom If I have missed out some great Alloway banter, looking at 17, 15, 18 and 1 and whoever the hell else we have spoken to lately or been out with..

P.S. Gordo – we didn’t break anything :D..... *Leggat places Hoover in front of hole in door*

Although Deeman did manage to bugger up playing flat football off a ligh-I said nothing.

QUOTE OF THE MONTH from Leggat. Me ‘ Theres rakes of explosions and German shouting coming from Graham’s room’, Leggat “Ye that’ll be him and Sian”

... Call of Duty 2...

Apparently we have to dress up as action-men if we go out for Ainsleys birthday.... hence the name – ye so what I couldn’t think of a name for the title....

There's still loads of random shit which needs told, but that will be saved for when the blog is running dry. Apologes for the space between this blog and the last, to make up for it I will do a blog this weekend full of random stuff that has happened along with pictures and videos. Oh yes. Bet you can't wait now.

For your enjoyment - Johnny D puking!

Much love, Flat 14 (200)

The last week, but also the first

A week and 200

Well I'm sitting writing this as there seems to be a drunken riot in the communial area - sadly I'm too sober to take part so I thought I'd write this instead - great idea Leggmiester! So, a week or so since the last blog, what has happened?...

A week ago was Kenzie's last day - an easy excuse for lots of alcohol! We all went to Tesco (courtesy of Cameron's "awesome" driving) and decided to spend a little bit of money on b00ze. I bought some black vodka (which I’d like to point out goes green when you mix it with lemonade - and makes your morning shits the same colour), Cam bought some vodka, Johnny Veeeee the same, Jonny Deeeee was on the cheapo cider and Kenz was on the cheaaaaaaap champagne. Let the night begin.

How many points for the fridge?

We started playing the "to" drinking game - whenever someone says "to" you take a drink. They say the number "2" and that's 2 drinks. They say "200" - you down what you have left. Hardcore. After a little while of this, Johnny V started to do his typical slowly falling over routine - he was starting to get drunk. Kenz barely touched his champagne, even though this whole shin dig was in memory of him. Oh well.

After a while, and many "twoooooooooo!" drinks later and everyone was at that good stage of drunkenness. You know, the one where you just want to do "stuff". Up to flat 18 it was! For some reason, that I really can't remember now we decided to steal EVERYTHING from their flat. Some of the things we stole included:

Kettle

Microwave

Mattress

Drawers of cutlery

There was much more than this stolen, but I shan't go into details... We also done some flat rugby - Jonny Dee and Finlay both in their kilts for this, very sexy. Then it pretty much blanked out for a while, but I did wake up in Flat 18 the next morning.

Breakfast pl0x?

Waking up in Flat 18, I decided to get Cam up and have some breakfast - so we did! Using Jenna’s cereal, milk, bowls and spoons (rewarding us with points for using other people's stuff) we had a cracking breakfast. Next, we invited Johnny Dee up and decided to bring a telly with us - for some entertaining afternoon Tv. We basically sat there for most of the day - when 18 (well I say 18, I mean Andrea, Jenna and Mel) finally got up they sat around and watched Tv, then demanded that Cam drive them to Tesco. So he did. Later on in the night we went to see Cloverfield. Very good I must say.

HE CAN'T DIE! THE WORLD IS CRUEL TO A FISH LIKE YOU!

RIP Gordon

Gordon. Is dead. Not the caretaker (who has been mysteriously nice to us...) but the loveable fish. He will be remembered.

For the next section, I shall let Finlay tell the tale, since he has more sober memories than I have of it...

Aye fucking right – lets rely on finners to tell the story.

Erm I the only bits I remember from the other Friday was pretty much destroying 18’s fridge freezer…. Ye but apparently when drunk with my kilt on I got their hoover out and did some drunk hovering.. Now I tell you this in the confidence that you will still keep up your respect however small for me. I mean wanting to get laid is something when your drunk (eh, Johnny V – repeatedly asking Mel “Would you have sex with me?”, then him maintaining that he said ‘Would’ and not ‘Will’…… that makes it ok then Veeman. BUT I decided to clean when I was drunk (all the folk who suspected I might be gay sitting thinking “Yes I fucking told you”). The flat rugby was good again that night of what I can remember especially had to laugh at poor Claire in 15 who pretty much literally jamp…jumped….jamp? fuck off jamp….. and she JAMP out the way.

Johnny Vee after asking Mel some drunken questions

BUT forward a week, to last night (the Friday after the one I’m describing above) and we decided to have a ‘quiet drink’, which Wu Tang conveniently pointed out ‘We NEVER go out for a quiet drink we always say we will but we just end up getting smashed’ and yes yes its true the student life stereotype is too strong to dismiss. So lets see….

Last night, last night (hold on……..sorry In all those dots I went for a poo – which is actually the second this afternoon…. Nice) well if Im going to tell this in a good story telling way then I have to first set the scene (thank you Primary seven)…

It was Veeman, Deeman, Leggmeister, Myself (F Diddy), Wu Tang and HIS HOE!!! Chloe.. sorry Chloe I love you but your at the end of a rapper stereotype for now. So we all started at lounge bar which was quite quiet although I remember talking to Leggat and Veeman about getting drunk on cheese because of ‘a shot of edam’ and a ‘double cheddar please mate’ – ok good so far. Then we moved on up to the sports bar which was good I remember Veeman being the most drunk repeatedly saying in a very surprised voice ’13 SHOTS OF GOLDSCHLAGER!’. Suuure Johnny V, 13…… ironically there Veeman has moved into our flat into Kenzie’s old room just so you know :D . Also saw ‘Rich’ who is a friend of my friend Mike and we all remember him for doing a distinctly nasty dirty pint, he did well (not last night – aages ago). I had my glasses on last night but usually wear contacts so when I said ‘Hi Rich’ he looked at me trying to figure out who I was – you know the face that you’d make if you saw a posh person fart – well he had it on… 10 minutes later “Oh Finlay! I remember now…”

Can’t really remember what happened after that although we went back to the flat and I forgot to say Matt and Craig from flat 1 were with us…. Duh finners. I remember having a very strong argument with them two about the fact you should ‘SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL FOOTBALL TEAM’ which incidentally I apparently ALWAYS talk to taxi drivers about – our taxi driver last night I remember being good banter so kudos to him. Then the talk escalated into us actually going outside at like 4am to play ‘football’ although I don’t think you could have called it that. We also threw a lot of Veeman’s Bout it really but a good night nonetheless – me and Leggat will post up again soon.

LOVE YOU GUYS WHO READ THIS COS YOU MUST BE BORED AND WHOEVER GOT THE 200TH VIEWING JUST POST IN AND WE’LL E-MAIL YOU YOUR CAKE…

Below is a video of Veeman lying on Deeman’s bed (Deeman had gone to the bog AND Veeman crept into his room without him knowing)….. Enjoy…. It is funny as fuck…