February - The 200 just won't stop

A February of action-man?

Well safe to say things at the flat have been noticeably quieter of late (especially this month hence only the second post this month – sorry to disappoint our hardcore fanbase/matt). Well flat football had taken centre-stage much to my annoyance while sleeping but to be fair it is quite funny when either Leggat or Cam get the football straight in the family jewels! I’m sure that happened twice in the same day so I lol’d more than a little, although running for the shower pretty much naked makes you a target...

Interesting to have Johnny V with us now (Hi Veeman). He now stays in Kenzie’s old room. And yes the smell has only just left.

Due to lack of moneys we haven’t been out together very much which is a shame but no doubt we’ll be out soon because we’re all due a night out (you know due to us working so hard at uni *sniggers*). Only the one night out together where it was Myself, Leggat, Veeman, Cam, Chloe, Deeman. Quite a quiet night except for us talking about getting drunk on cheese.

I would just like to point out that Mel has TWICE decided to try and sleep in my bed this month so far – one time she ended up with a penis drawn on her back with Nick saying ‘Guys I’d tell you to stop drawing it if it wasn’t so fucking funny’. So Mel can we call you Bell-end-back? It goes well with Mel....... Mel Bell End Back...

Then there was a bit of a break from nights out but 18 and khaled (is that how you spell ‘khaled’s name? HI KHALED) and nick from 16 who was incredibly obsessed with my pillow (like veeman) – I remember distinctly a quote from nick where jenna was like ‘NICK COME HERE’, Nick replied with ‘No – you come here!’ while lying on my pillow, ‘NICK COME HERE’, ‘NO you come here the pillows good’ – well done Nick. Because the foremost thing in Jenna’s drunken wee brain was of course how good my pillow is....

I’m sure Mel’s three words that she was drunkenly repeating was ‘Chips and cheese’. So picture Mel basically passed out on my Bed (this isn’t a sex story or anything... thats our different blog ;) ) and Nick tapping her on the shoulder ‘You alright?’....’Chips and Cheese’ without opening her eyes... this continued for a long time...’Chips and cheese’. So they ended up making cheesey pasta which inevitably got spilt onto DeeMan’s bed which I don’t think he was too chuffed about...

From a personal perspective I have been out on Friday and Saturday just gone (22nd and 23rd). The Friday night had Emma’s friend and sister Claire and Rachel, and carrie’s brother Darryl and friend Rodney over fae Northern Ireland (hello to our NORN IRON massif – so long as you are not too busy blowing holes in each other..) as well as the NORTHERN Irish crew (apparently its offensive to say Irish so I put emphasis on the Northern for you guys – I mean I didn’t really care but I’m not taking the risk of getting car bombed) Deeman’s lady-friend Kirst came down fae Aberdeen. Nah I probably shouldn’t joke about that – but nah all joking aside everyone who came out on Friday you guys were great fun so Kudos to you. Was a good night with plenty drink – I remember trying to get a taxi with DeeMan in Dundee. Since Deeman found one that was already half-way through picking up some random lassies with the girls noticing out Jonny trying to get it they shouted ‘Wait your turn!’. Jonny simply stopped any movement, paused, then casually stuck the middle finger up which made me laugh – not as much as Jonny standing in the middle of a deserted street to say ‘This will get a taxi’ at that he dropped his breeks tae his knees – just at that point a taxi zoomed round the corner..... When I said flag a taxi down Jonny I didn’t mean with your......

Needing the toilet SOOO desperately but being in a taxi trying to give the driver the right amount of change ... actually the worst thing ever! I think I was outside for roughly half an hour just letting it all out.. anyways

And Kirst if you are reading this DONT TAKE POOL SO SERIOUSLY. ‘FINLAY HIT THE BALL HERE, like just HERE’ , ‘ok, ok-‘Just this side of the ball’,’ ALRIGHT alright a got you’. Haha nah you were good fun until you potted the white along with black ;) .

Saturday we all went out which was with the 13 guys and flat 1 lads so the banter was all good although the football at like 4am got me extremely muddy.

FEEL FREE TO LEAVE ... a comment at the bottom If I have missed out some great Alloway banter, looking at 17, 15, 18 and 1 and whoever the hell else we have spoken to lately or been out with..

P.S. Gordo – we didn’t break anything :D..... *Leggat places Hoover in front of hole in door*

Although Deeman did manage to bugger up playing flat football off a ligh-I said nothing.

QUOTE OF THE MONTH from Leggat. Me ‘ Theres rakes of explosions and German shouting coming from Graham’s room’, Leggat “Ye that’ll be him and Sian”

... Call of Duty 2...

Apparently we have to dress up as action-men if we go out for Ainsleys birthday.... hence the name – ye so what I couldn’t think of a name for the title....

There's still loads of random shit which needs told, but that will be saved for when the blog is running dry. Apologes for the space between this blog and the last, to make up for it I will do a blog this weekend full of random stuff that has happened along with pictures and videos. Oh yes. Bet you can't wait now.

For your enjoyment - Johnny D puking!

Much love, Flat 14 (200)