Monday 11 August 2008

Look what's returned...

Yes, it is back...



Ok. First of all I have to apologize. The blog, for an extended period of time basically died, when I promised it wouldn't. This is mostly due to drinking too much ( which leads to not remembering things, and feeling too hungover to move) and also the amount of random shite we done on the last few weeks of Alloway. At some point I may go back and talk about all that stuff, but for now, it's in the past.



As you're probably aware Alloway is done and dusted. All those mornings of waking up in another flat, all those afternoons of setting pumpkins on fire, playing xbox 360 all day and all those nights of hardcore drinking and jug chug are gone. I'm now residing in a flat in Whitehall street with Cameron, Chloe and Johnny Vee. The Alloway antics may be dead, but the drinking spirit is stronger than ever.



"This blog isn't going to be as action packed as the Alloway one Leggat you twat" I can hear you scream at your computer monitor, or if you're really cool; you're reading this off the Ps3 web browser. True, we may not play hammer darts here, but we do go on 3 day drinking binges. With no university, and nothing to get up for in the morning, nothing is better than getting very, very drunk.



And if you're still not convinced, I have a few ideas up my sleeve on how to excite this page. One being a live camera feed from the flat...



JOHNNY. IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY SOON!



Ok first thing to start with is a small competition. As you're all aware i'm sure, it is under a month to Johnny Vee's birthday. Strippers? Hookers? Male strippers? There are simply too many choices as to how to best celebrate his 19th birthday. That's where you, the loving public (I.e Matt), come in. If you have any ideas on what to get/do/tell him on the big day, please, email The Flat 14 Blog. The best/most dangerous/doable idea shall win a very nice prize, along with their idea used on 11th September. Also, feel free to add the addy to any spambot lists you have, it really won't do anything...



Right, so that's the first thing out of the way. Expect something like that every week or so. Next. Remember the Flat 14 mascot Gordon the fish? Well this flat has its own mascot. He's a horse. Named ThunderHorse:





I'm sure you'll all get to know and love him over the coming weeks. Ok now that it's 3:30am I shall leave you with a taster of what will come in the next post:




  • Ring of Fire - a new drinking game we've adopted

  • The girls next door, one who has the hots for young Vee

  • How Matt got the nickname "Syruphands"

  • Who this guy is:





And, if any of you actually mail in ideas for Vee's birthday, some of the best so far. So until next time, where if I can steal someone's digital camera there will be lots of pictures, peace out.



Also, for anyone wondering, yes, 200 is still alive...