Yes, it is back...

Ok. First of all I have to apologize. The blog, for an extended period of time basically died, when I promised it wouldn't. This is mostly due to drinking too much ( which leads to not remembering things, and feeling too hungover to move) and also the amount of random shite we done on the last few weeks of Alloway. At some point I may go back and talk about all that stuff, but for now, it's in the past.

As you're probably aware Alloway is done and dusted. All those mornings of waking up in another flat, all those afternoons of setting pumpkins on fire, playing xbox 360 all day and all those nights of hardcore drinking and jug chug are gone. I'm now residing in a flat in Whitehall street with Cameron, Chloe and Johnny Vee. The Alloway antics may be dead, but the drinking spirit is stronger than ever.

"This blog isn't going to be as action packed as the Alloway one Leggat you twat" I can hear you scream at your computer monitor, or if you're really cool; you're reading this off the Ps3 web browser. True, we may not play hammer darts here, but we do go on 3 day drinking binges. With no university, and nothing to get up for in the morning, nothing is better than getting very, very drunk.

And if you're still not convinced, I have a few ideas up my sleeve on how to excite this page. One being a live camera feed from the flat...

JOHNNY. IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY SOON!

Ok first thing to start with is a small competition. As you're all aware i'm sure, it is under a month to Johnny Vee's birthday. Strippers? Hookers? Male strippers? There are simply too many choices as to how to best celebrate his 19th birthday. That's where you, the loving public (I.e Matt), come in. If you have any ideas on what to get/do/tell him on the big day, please, email The Flat 14 Blog. The best/most dangerous/doable idea shall win a very nice prize, along with their idea used on 11th September. Also, feel free to add the addy to any spambot lists you have, it really won't do anything...

Right, so that's the first thing out of the way. Expect something like that every week or so. Next. Remember the Flat 14 mascot Gordon the fish? Well this flat has its own mascot. He's a horse. Named ThunderHorse:

I'm sure you'll all get to know and love him over the coming weeks. Ok now that it's 3:30am I shall leave you with a taster of what will come in the next post:

Ring of Fire - a new drinking game we've adopted

The girls next door, one who has the hots for young Vee

How Matt got the nickname "Syruphands"

Who this guy is:

And, if any of you actually mail in ideas for Vee's birthday, some of the best so far. So until next time, where if I can steal someone's digital camera there will be lots of pictures, peace out.

Also, for anyone wondering, yes, 200 is still alive...

A February of action-man?

Well safe to say things at the flat have been noticeably quieter of late (especially this month hence only the second post this month – sorry to disappoint our hardcore fanbase/matt). Well flat football had taken centre-stage much to my annoyance while sleeping but to be fair it is quite funny when either Leggat or Cam get the football straight in the family jewels! I’m sure that happened twice in the same day so I lol’d more than a little, although running for the shower pretty much naked makes you a target...

Interesting to have Johnny V with us now (Hi Veeman). He now stays in Kenzie’s old room. And yes the smell has only just left.

Due to lack of moneys we haven’t been out together very much which is a shame but no doubt we’ll be out soon because we’re all due a night out (you know due to us working so hard at uni *sniggers*). Only the one night out together where it was Myself, Leggat, Veeman, Cam, Chloe, Deeman. Quite a quiet night except for us talking about getting drunk on cheese.

I would just like to point out that Mel has TWICE decided to try and sleep in my bed this month so far – one time she ended up with a penis drawn on her back with Nick saying ‘Guys I’d tell you to stop drawing it if it wasn’t so fucking funny’. So Mel can we call you Bell-end-back? It goes well with Mel....... Mel Bell End Back...

Then there was a bit of a break from nights out but 18 and khaled (is that how you spell ‘khaled’s name? HI KHALED) and nick from 16 who was incredibly obsessed with my pillow (like veeman) – I remember distinctly a quote from nick where jenna was like ‘NICK COME HERE’, Nick replied with ‘No – you come here!’ while lying on my pillow, ‘NICK COME HERE’, ‘NO you come here the pillows good’ – well done Nick. Because the foremost thing in Jenna’s drunken wee brain was of course how good my pillow is....

I’m sure Mel’s three words that she was drunkenly repeating was ‘Chips and cheese’. So picture Mel basically passed out on my Bed (this isn’t a sex story or anything... thats our different blog ;) ) and Nick tapping her on the shoulder ‘You alright?’....’Chips and Cheese’ without opening her eyes... this continued for a long time...’Chips and cheese’. So they ended up making cheesey pasta which inevitably got spilt onto DeeMan’s bed which I don’t think he was too chuffed about...

From a personal perspective I have been out on Friday and Saturday just gone (22nd and 23rd). The Friday night had Emma’s friend and sister Claire and Rachel, and carrie’s brother Darryl and friend Rodney over fae Northern Ireland (hello to our NORN IRON massif – so long as you are not too busy blowing holes in each other..) as well as the NORTHERN Irish crew (apparently its offensive to say Irish so I put emphasis on the Northern for you guys – I mean I didn’t really care but I’m not taking the risk of getting car bombed) Deeman’s lady-friend Kirst came down fae Aberdeen. Nah I probably shouldn’t joke about that – but nah all joking aside everyone who came out on Friday you guys were great fun so Kudos to you. Was a good night with plenty drink – I remember trying to get a taxi with DeeMan in Dundee. Since Deeman found one that was already half-way through picking up some random lassies with the girls noticing out Jonny trying to get it they shouted ‘Wait your turn!’. Jonny simply stopped any movement, paused, then casually stuck the middle finger up which made me laugh – not as much as Jonny standing in the middle of a deserted street to say ‘This will get a taxi’ at that he dropped his breeks tae his knees – just at that point a taxi zoomed round the corner..... When I said flag a taxi down Jonny I didn’t mean with your......

Needing the toilet SOOO desperately but being in a taxi trying to give the driver the right amount of change ... actually the worst thing ever! I think I was outside for roughly half an hour just letting it all out.. anyways

And Kirst if you are reading this DONT TAKE POOL SO SERIOUSLY. ‘FINLAY HIT THE BALL HERE, like just HERE’ , ‘ok, ok-‘Just this side of the ball’,’ ALRIGHT alright a got you’. Haha nah you were good fun until you potted the white along with black ;) .

Saturday we all went out which was with the 13 guys and flat 1 lads so the banter was all good although the football at like 4am got me extremely muddy.

FEEL FREE TO LEAVE ... a comment at the bottom If I have missed out some great Alloway banter, looking at 17, 15, 18 and 1 and whoever the hell else we have spoken to lately or been out with..

P.S. Gordo – we didn’t break anything :D..... *Leggat places Hoover in front of hole in door*

Although Deeman did manage to bugger up playing flat football off a ligh-I said nothing.

QUOTE OF THE MONTH from Leggat. Me ‘ Theres rakes of explosions and German shouting coming from Graham’s room’, Leggat “Ye that’ll be him and Sian”

... Call of Duty 2...

Apparently we have to dress up as action-men if we go out for Ainsleys birthday.... hence the name – ye so what I couldn’t think of a name for the title....

There's still loads of random shit which needs told, but that will be saved for when the blog is running dry. Apologes for the space between this blog and the last, to make up for it I will do a blog this weekend full of random stuff that has happened along with pictures and videos. Oh yes. Bet you can't wait now.

For your enjoyment - Johnny D puking!